$4.50
Headline:
Another year wiser.*
Footnote:
*By “wiser,” I mean "more saggy."
The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Blank inside
• Letterpressed by hand
• Premium 100% cotton paper (tree-free!)
• Matching square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve