Birthday, H-03
$3.75
Headline:
Sloppy Drunk Inadvertently Soils Self While Blowing Out Birthday Candles
Inside message:
Happy birthday.
The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
