Thanksgiving, H-67

Thanksgiving, H-67

$5.00

Headline:
Thanksgiving Guest Discreetly Unbuttons Pants, Prepares To Stuff Self Silly

Inside message:
Happy Thanksgiving.

The nitty-gritty:
• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope
(made from 100% wind power)
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve